Transcript of a strange call

Date
2020-07-01 16:14 CET

Tags
#short

Lady
"Hi, I'm calling you because you have shown interest in the financial market."

Me
"What? No, I haven't."

Lady
"You have in the past…"

Me
"I think you might have the wrong person on the line."

Lady
"Oh, what is your email address?"

Me
"I'm not giving you my email address."

Lady
"It's all right, I have it here, I just wanted to check. What is your full name?"

Me
"No, I'm not… Wait… Why? I'm not interested in the financial market."

Lady
"You were in the past…"

Me
"Ok, bye."